Wolves Transfer News -Latest

By: Toby | January 9th, 2009

I’ve been staring blankly at the Wolves news page for two days solid now, refreshing every now and again, waiting for something, anything to happen. Nothing had happened for days, so I decided to go and get a haircut, and then literally EVERYTHING happened. So there’s a lesson to all potential bloggers, never go out, never cut your hair. I’m the digital Samson.

First up is the news that Alan Gow has failed his medical. Despite being “well fit” in other respects it turns out the Scot has some biomechanical problems, which basically translates to problems with his bones, whether this is a rheumatoid arthritis type of skeletal problem or a calcium deficiency we just don’t know, but what we do know is that Gow isn’t going to sign for Wolves in this transfer window. I’m not sure if Gow would have failed his medical at many other Championship clubs, because this is a reason for failure that I’ve never heard of, we must have some boffins on the medical staff is all I can suggest.

Elsewhere utility man for hire Michael Gray has joined Sheffield Wednesday on loan for 30 days, for some reason, I’m not quite sure, he’s always done a good job for Wolves when called upon, and all I can see this move doing is tiring him out.

Mick McCarthy has issued a classic ner ner ner ner nerrr to Birmingham in saying that he “didn’t even WANT to sign Sinclair ANYWAY cause he totally wouldn’t have even played so WHATEVER!” Or words to that effect.

And finally, The Independent thinks we’ve got five of the top twenty players outside of the Premiership.

It always happens on a Friday?

Tarra-a-bit!